Hello, I was reading
”
The Backup Punter
”
Tuesday, which is the day I usually read it – which I might add
is fabulous, thank you. I am a person who would never be into
sports ever
CALLER 1: Hello, I was reading “The Backup Punter” Tuesday, which is the day I usually read it – which I might add is fabulous, thank you. I am a person who would never be into sports ever, but I actually enjoy reading it for some odd reason. Anyways, I was thinking about it today and it made me laugh because I was thinking (Jeff) Garcia for mayor would actually be perfect. It would solve all our problems and it would be an easy pick for everyone. He would clearly win by a longshot. So, I agree. I’m gonna work on some posters, some banners, some things to hang around town.
GREEN PHONE:
Dear Garcia for Mayor,
Thanks for reading. Gartman and Pinheiro, you’re on notice. Don’t think this is just a two-horse race anymore. Jeff Garcia has been doubted his whole career and has a stellar track record of beating the odds. Soon, his day job could involve beating the city council into submission.
Green Phone couldn’t reach Jeff so we made a call to his father Bobby to find out if being mayor of Gilroy was part of the master plan. His response: “I think that’s the furthest thing from his mind right now.”
You can now exhale current candidates for mayor. It turns out Jeff is more worried this week about the Indianapolis Colts’ pass-rush than taking the job. It’s a good thing too. Otherwise, your chances of being mayor might look as poor as some of the city’s sidewalks.
