On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A parking space in front of the outlets.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A parking space in front of the outlets.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four calls to my mom in panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom in panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom in panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom in panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight stacks of unmailed holiday cards
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom to panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine dance recitals starring cousins I’ve never met
Eight stacks of unmailed holiday cards
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom to panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten more gifts to buy
Nine dance recitals starring cousins I’ve never met
Eight stacks of unmailed holiday cards
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom to panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven viewings of “It’s a Wonderful Life”
Ten more gifts to buy
Nine dance recitals starring cousins I’ve never met
Eight stacks of unmailed holiday cards
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom to panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve million cookies to bake/decorate Christmas Eve
Eleven viewings of “It’s a Wonderful Life”
Ten more gifts to buy
Nine dance recitals starring cousins I’ve never met
Eight stacks of unmailed holiday cards
Seven new pounds of weight on my hips
Six unplanned holiday houseguests
Five cocktail parties and nothing to wear
Four calls to my mom to panic
Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out
Two brand-new credit cards
And a parking space in front of the outlets.
