Dear Red Phone,
“I live here in Gilroy. I love the Garlic Festival, but hate the small planes flying overhead advertizing their products all day every day. Total noise pollution on a beautiful weekend. Makes me want to consider canceling my State Farm Insurance policies. Who do we call about this? Thanks you for your help.”
Dear peeved about the planes,
Hmmmmmm … Red Phone hasn’t heard this one, but it’s ringing his brain about air space rules and is pretty darn sure there’s nothing anyone can do about it. Perhaps a nice protest call to State Farm would do it. Red Phone’s too busy at Gourmet Alley to notice the buzzards with banners in the air, but understands it’s like a lousy flying billboard. Just remember, don’t let a little crummy plane ruin your Garlic Festival experience.
