“Dear Red Phone, I'd like to know why the Gilroy public library has the air conditioning on and most of its lights on Sunday and Monday, when it's closed? I was just wondering.”
Dear Read Phone, “On Solis Drive about three weeks ago they jackhammered a huge hole to fix a leaking pipe and they just covered it with a bunch of rocks. Now the rocks are ending up in the street and they haven't repaired it. Three weeks have gone by and I want to know what's up.”