n The Green Phone was created so the fans could voice their opinions. Give us a call and let us know what’s on your mind.
CALLER 1: This message is for Damon Poeter and his Poeter in Motion column. I’m with the Mathiasen family. They wanted to say thank you for his tribute this morning in Saturday’s paper, but his name is Mike Mathiasen. It’s Michael Mathiasen. We just wanted to say thank you very much.
GREEN PHONE: Thanks for the call. The Dispatch corrected the error in the main section of the paper on Wednesday.
CALLER 2: Hey, I thought I saw Robert “The Ghost” Guerrero in the ring the other night on Fox Sports Net. What’s the deal, did he have another fight?
GREEN PHONE: Caller, the Phone thinks you were suffering from a little late-night delirium. Which is fine, we all do. The fight you saw was a re-airing of the Ghost’s Dec. 9 NABF featherweight championship bout against Cesar Figueroa. If you recall, the deal for a July 16 fight at Kezar Pavilion fell through and, as of right now, another fight for Guerrero has yet to be scheduled. However, the Ghost’s publicist Mario Serrano said the Guerrero team is aiming to get their fighter back in the ring for a bout in late August or early September. Recently, the Ghost has been held back by a minor elbow injury, but he’ll be starting camp the first week of August.
CALLER 3: You’ve been randomly selected to participate in a survey regarding President Bush’s proposed changes to social security. If you would like to participate in the survey, please press 1 now. If not, simply press 2 or hang up.
GREEN PHONE: I’m sorry, you’ve reached the Green Phone. I’m neutral. Maybe you’d like to try Red Phone? Or Blue Phone? Or one of their states?