Dear Editor,
So, basically intelligent design says that since we do not
understand every detail of evolution
– there must have been someone to design us. Ok – not enough
proof for evolution so we will go with something with absolutely no
proof at all.
I have something better: Alienology.
Dear Editor,

So, basically intelligent design says that since we do not understand every detail of evolution – there must have been someone to design us. Ok – not enough proof for evolution so we will go with something with absolutely no proof at all.

I have something better: Alienology.

We are here because of aliens.

Any question about how things came to be? Blame/give credit to the aliens that left us here. Ah, the answer to all questions. Makes sense – there are a lot more UFO sightings than there are grilled cheeses with the Virgin Mary,

I can see myself on Larry King “You have to understand Larry, Alienology speaks to everyone, some people just choose not to listen. Yet.”

All I have to do now is get a foundation, seek federal funding to get this in the schools next to evolution and intelligent design … let’s see … a book deal, a nice suit and more goofy slogans. Come join us. Get in touch with your inner alienologist.

Jim Dummer

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