By David Bress of Gilroy High School
#10
Being the school mascot may sound like a good idea, but
remember, that costume has been worn by many a mascot before
you.
By David Bress of Gilroy High School
#10
Being the school mascot may sound like a good idea, but remember, that costume has been worn by many a mascot before you.
#9
If you are qualifying for The Olympics, don’t waste your time studying, The Olympics are very important.
#8
Respect the school administration. (I can’t believe they made me put that in here.)
#7
Ditch the pencil pouch. This is how we do.
#6
In high school, a faint mustache can be stylish and useful.
#5
Exit exam? Oh no, that’s not important.
#4
Can you believe Anna Kournikova is going to be our new tennis coach? Really? Naw, don’t be so gullible.
#3
Don’t hum “Candle in the Wind” during class. It’s distracting for the teacher as well as the other students.
#2
Put your name in the running for the homecoming court. Stop on the way home and pick up some Crown Polish.
#1
Just think. Only eight more years left … four on good behavior.
